Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”
Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.
I am done.
Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”
i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed
I wrote dickens dickens dickens and later Emily Dickinson changed it to Dickinson and Chalres Dickens deleted it and wrote Dickens and this went on back and forth for a while until Dickens wrote Oliver Twist there instead.
SHOUT OUT 2 ALL MY LADIES AND GENTS WITH DEAD/ABSENT (EMOTIONALLY OR OTHERWISE) FATHERS, TODAY MIGHT BE REALLY HARD BUT REMEMBER THAT YOU FUCKIN ROCK AND YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR, SO KEEP UR HEAD UP HIGH AND UR MIDDLE FINGER UP HIGHER AND KEEP DOIN YOU BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO ONE WHO IS PROUD OF YOU I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR MOVIN FORWARD AND BEIN YOURSELF AND BEIN ALIVE IN GENERAL.
John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
A barn owl leaves an impression after flying into a window. There are a variety of theories as to why birds hit windows - the most obvious is that windows are clear and the flying creatures simply fail to spot the danger in time. Others have pointed out that birds often appear to strike windows deliberately. Some people believe the birds see their own reflection in the glass, being territorial they may mistake this for a rival and be trying to scare them away.
i thought this was a cloud for a second and i almost had a panic attack